When I die I want there to be a cake and ice cream party with maybe two kinds of cake and like 30 kinds of ice cream. Maybe Baskin Robbins will cater, or Tim Horton's/Cold Stone, and people could mix up their ice cream with candy.
Cake and ice cream make people happy and I think they should be happy at my funeral.
Oh, and I want my favorite happy and sad songs played, too, while a slide show of every picture ever taken of me is played. That includes all of the (decent) pictures on my Facebook account.
Don't forget that I want my casket to be lined with light pink satin, but it will only be for show. I will be cremated and my ashes will be put into little pink urns and handed out to members of my family as party favors/memorabilia, who can do with the ashes as they please.
Whatever pets I may have at the time of my death shall be attendant guests, as well, and receive cake and ice cream like everyone else.
I think it's good to plan this stuff ahead of time.
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