How to ask a girl out over text

DON'T YOU EVER DARE ASK A GIRL OUT OVER TEXT MESSAGE, YA HEAR ME?

Pick up the damned phone, dial the numbers, and just call the girl. You know how often people talk on the phone nowadays. It's something unexpected and gives you bonus points. Instead of asking her out by text like a douche, calling her actually sets you aside from the rest. Remember, don't only stop at the first date. She would like a phone call once in a while when you want to ask her out on another date, or at 21:30 when you know she's home not doing anything important. Remember those long phone calls you used to have with your crush when you were young? Try it out again.

If I ever hear of my friends getting asked out by a guy through text message I will tell them that
1. this guy is a loser and needs to grow a pair
2. don't go out with them until they can grow up
3. don't even reply


Oh yea, here's another tip. When you pick her up for your date, because you will, walk up to the fucking door. Don't text her "I'm here in the car" and wait for her outside, because that is even more douchey than asking her out through text.