Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Pantyhose Secrets

I just went to Google to search for secrets on keeping my pantyhose intact for more than one use. Yea, I'm one of "those girls" who swear by pantyhose. I never leave the house (wearing a dress or skirt) without them. EVER.
But all I'm ending up finding is weird pantyhose fetish porn.

So since I can't find any pantyhose secrets, I will give you my secrets as to why I wear them.
1. They make everything look perfect. Haven't shaved your legs in a week? That's okay; pantyhose has got your back -- er, your legs. Scars, uneven coloring, and other unwanted physical appearances are minimized or disappear, too.
2. They smooth everything out. Especially if they're "control top." Less lumpy fat hanging around, more suctioned-in flatness. 
3. They provide a minimal amount of insulation and protection. When the wind blows, the snow falls, and the cold weather sets in, I feel that the pantyhose make me a little more comfortable than I would be without them. I also like to use old pantyhose that has been badly torn for the winter to wear under my pants.

And my last secret is that if you plan on wearing the pantyhose, pack a bottle of clear nail polish in your bag for any snags or runs that might occur. This has saved my (fake) skin many times.

Pantyhose is the way to go for me, and I know most people my age don't wear it but I swear by it and I only feel comfortable wearing dresses and skirts with a nice pair of tan nylons to go with it. :)

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