How to weed out the losers

I've been single for quite some time now. I wouldn't say it's because I'm picky, and I'm definitely not high maintenance, but I know what I like, what my boundaries and limits are, and what I expect from a guy. Others don't seem to like this or understand it, so they could say I'm "picky" and "high maintenance" or use other choice words. The difference between me being single and my friends being single, though, is that when my friends are single it's like life is just one giant orgy and sex is going out of style. For me, being single is about enjoying alone time, and if some guy comes along that's cool, if no guy comes around that's cool, too.
Unfortunately being single is also about weeding out the losers, jerks and other unmentionables that come along. How do I do this? Let's see...

1. If he asks you out over text he is a loser. Either flat out refuse him or tell him to grow a pair and do it the proper way. Unless the text message is suuuuper cute and sweet, he is otherwise defined as a loser.

2. If he comes to pick you up and sits in his car and texts/calls you to tell you he's outside, he is a loser. Let him sit there until he realizes how much of a loser he is and comes up to knock on your door and properly pick you up like a normal human being. If he decides to drive away, then he's obviously not worth your time. If he REALLY wanted to see you that night, he would stop acting like an idiot and get out of his damn car.

3. If he pressures you for sex, he is a loser. Especially if you tell him you don't want to have sex until you're good and ready. This means any sexual favors he pressures you to do, he's not worth your time. Move on.

4. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

5. An important message I learned from my friends: if he's interested in you, you will know. He will contact you. No need to text him, no matter how badly you want to, even if it's something small. After 3 days you are allowed to text him ONCE until you get a reply. I learned this the hard way.

6. If he doesn't offer to pay for anything on your date, he is a loser. Unless you ABSOLUTELY INSIST on paying (like I typically do and always regret doing so) have him pay, or at least offer to pay. If he doesn't, there is a problem, and it's not with you.

7. Lastly.. if he is on his phone while on your date, he is MOST OBVIOUSLY A LOSER. Obviously you are not the most important thing to him at that moment, and who wants to feel like that when on a date? Kick that mofo to the curb (after he drops you off at home, of course.)

Surely, you could say I'm a bitch, or whatever you want to say about me. I don't care, but I don't have problems with losers because I don't allow them to infiltrate my life. When I meet someone who properly asks me out, who comes to pick me up and who actually comes up and knocks on my fucking door I will know when I have found one at least decent enough for a second date. Until then, I'm staying single, celibate, and safe in my little single-bubble world.